Anime Quotes

"You're thinking in Japanese! If you must think, do it in German!" - Asuka Langley Soryu (Evangelion)
"Stop making me repeat myself! Its bad for my health!" - Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)
"Don't tell me he wants to conquer the world? Can't he come up with something more original?" - Lina Inverse (Slayers)
"And what's the real lesson? Don't leave things in the fridge." - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)
"*bursts into tears* I can't talk about it! It's so horrible! They were-- they were-- the milk! Oh God, the milk!" - Ken Hidaka (Wiess Kreuz)
"Survivability takes priority." - Misato Katsuragi (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
"The boy's screams excited me far more than yours." - Tomo (Fushigi Yugi)
"I just love the smell of C4 in the morning" - Ling Ling (3x3 eyes)
"I don't care about no artificial humans!" - Chichi (Dragon Ball Z)
"Listen up numbskull, if Kasumi isn't back by dinnertime, we're gonna have to eat Akane's cooking, and if we do that, man oh man we're gonna wish we were lost at sea! " - Ranma (Ranma 1/2)
"Panties, Panties, Panties" - Chii (Chobits)
"I consider your class of demon very worthy, worthy to fight, and worthy to die" - Yoko Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)
"So tell me, what's it like living in a constant haze of stupidity?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)
"Do you think he knows it's a circle?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)
"I know as much of games as hugs and puppies, and care for them even less." - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)
"Does a death wish cause you to talk to me that way?" - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)
"I don't like it! It smells girly!" - Kuwabara (Yu Yu Hakusho)
"Don't talk, it makes you sound stupid." - Yusuke (Yu Yu Hakusho)
"You try to sound like you think through things, when in fact you're not thinking at all." - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)
"You're a team player, a save the day superhero. I hate people like you." - Hiei (Yu Yu Hakusho)
"Hiei, I can't accept this. I value our friendship and all we've been through but... I don't like you that way." - Kurama (Yu Yu Hakusho)
"Yesterday Kyou-kun picked up Tohru-kun! Kyou-kun is a sex fiend!!" - Shigure (Fruits Basket)
"Is there a need for a reason to kill someone?" - Mugen (Samurai Champloo)
"Lupin! Don't you dare die before I get to arrest you!" - Inspector Zenigata (Lupin III)
"[About the Roman ruins.]
This is a treasure for all mankind. Too big for my pocket, anyway." - Lupin III (Lupin III)
"Pokemon isn't about tests, it's about battles! hahahahahaha!" - Ash Ketchum (Pokemon)
"Mankind has no time left." - Gendo Ikari (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
"The interaction of men and women isn't very logical." - Dr. Ritsuko Akagi (Neon Genesis Evangelion)
"I am the will of God, messenger of the divine punishment of Heaven" - Paladin Alexander Anderson (Hellsing)
"I will protect my ninja way!" - Rock Lee (Naruto)
"All the girls in Konoha are so hot these days." - Jiraiya (Naruto)
"It's a bad habit of mine. When I concentrate on one thing, I forget other important things." - Tsukushi (Hana Yori Dango)
"If you die, I'll kill you!" - Zoro (One Piece)
"Don't look back. If you got something to do, then only look forward." - Kurogane ( RESERVoir CHRoNiCLE)
"Who is this place? Where are you? Me am Excel!" - Excel (Excel Saga)
"That's life. Those are life. This is life. They're all lives." - Excel (Excel Saga)
"Excel: You know, all together this class probably doesn't have an IQ of 100.
Hyatt: Or even double digits" (Excel Saga)
"Come on, scribbles on the bathroom wall, please show me the path that I must follow! " - Excel (Excel Saga)
"Please don't worry, Mister, I only came here to obliterate you- not rob you." - Excel (Excel Saga)
"Aren't we just a few lilies short of a shojo-ai?" - Excel referring to the scene (Excel Saga)
"What a letdown, Kurosaki-san. A real letdown. After all, there's nothing but fear reflected in your sword. When you dodge, 'I'm afraid of getting cut.' When you attack, 'I'm afraid of cutting someone.' Even when you try to protect someone, 'I'm afraid of letting them die.' Yes, your sword speaks to me only of absurd fear. That's not it. What's necessary in a fight isn't fear. Nothing can be born from that. If you dodge, 'I won't let them cut me.' If you protect someone, 'I won't let them die.' If you attack, 'I'll cut them.' Well, can't you see the resolve to cut you reflected in my sword?" - Urahara Kisuke (Bleach)
"How did I pass? She beat me like I owed her money. " - Ichigo (Bleach)
"We fear that which we cannot see... we respect that which we cannot see... thus the blade will be wielded." - opening words of the first episode (Bleach)
"I am Valentinez Alkalinelia Xifax Sicidabohertz Gumbigobillo Blue Stradivari Talentrent Pierre Andri Charton-Haymoss Ivanovicci Baldeus George Doitzel Kaiser. Don't hesitate to call." - Vash introducing himself to Wolfwood (Trigun)
"A man can't just live on carbohydrates alone..." - Spike Spegiel (Cowboy Bebop)
"Chrono, the map is upside-down." - Azmaria (Chorno Crusade)
"Azmaria is amazing. She's already learning how to kiss up to rich people at such an age..." - Rosette (Chrno Crusade)
"Love and Peace!" - Vash (Trigun)
"That's some good advice. Maybe I should write that down, frame it, and stick it up on my wall." - Colonel Karl Lichen Schubaltz (Zoids Chaotic Century)
" It must be the way you look, Vash the Stampede. Your very existence seems to cause me undue irritation.
" - Legato (Trigun)
" It's a simple formula. The greater the tragedy, the greater the emotional effect." - Legato (Trigun)
"And to think, I could kill every man, woman and child here in the blink of an eye if I wanted to. The power of death is intoxicating
" - Legato (Trigun)
" There is nothing left to believe in." - Vicious (Cowboy Bebop)
"Give me the gift of nothingness, give me death." - Legato (Trigun)
"Where would you like to fall?" - Cyborg 002 ( Cyborg 009)
"DEEDILIIIIIT!!!!!" - Parn ( Record of Lodoss War)
"There is no such thing as a weapon that doesn't kill.." - Chise (Saishuu Heiki Kanojo)
"A sinner once passed away will never return, but sins will never vanish and the love will never die." - Les Soldats (Noir)
"On the day we left, we burned down the family home and all the familiar things inside. Because some memories... aren't meant to leave traces." - Alphonse Elric (Full-Metal Alchemist)
"My name is VASH THE STAMPEDE!! Forgive the lack of warning, but it's time for my daily massacre! If you do not believe I am the real thing, take a good look at me and start freaking out!!" - Vash (Trigun)
"Shining brightly, even for a split second, is better than living a dull-grey life for eternity." - Jing (King of Bandits Jing)
"The past is the past... and the future is the future. A man is a man, and a woman is a woman. I am who I am, and you are who you are. Like it really matters anyway....
" - Faye Valentine (Cowboy Bebop)
"There are three things I hate the most: Kids, pets, & women with attitude. So tell me, why do we have all of them packed into our ship!?" - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)
"Thou shall not Kill! What the hell kind of a churchman are you!?" - Vash [talking to Wolfwood] (Trigun)
"Ed will introduce Ed. Full name - Edward Wong Hau Pepelu Tivrusky the 4th. Ed made up that name for Ed, isn't it cool?" - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)
"Faye Faye smoke smoke, Faye Faye puff puff! Yay!" - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)
"Funny, funny smeeeelll." - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)
"I'm not going there to die. I'm going to find out if I'm really alive.
" - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop)
"Total slaughter, total slaughter. I won't leave a single man alive. La dee da dee dide, genocide. La dee da dee dud, an ocean of blood. Let's begin the killing time." - Vash (Trigun)
"I think I know, I don't think I know, I don't think I think I know, I don't think I think." - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)
"Lesson #3 : If you see a stranger, Follow him" - Ed (Cowboy Bebop)
"There goes another self-destruct system to waste." - Trowa Burton (Gundam Wing)
"I wouldn't mind if you want to kill me, but I might struggle a bit" - Trowa Burton (Gundam Wing)
"Oh, man, Quatre loves to blame himself for everything if you let him. Sooner or later, he'll start saying that there's no air in space because he didn't work on it hard enough." - Duo Maxwell (Gundam Wing)
"Kira Yamato : You're...you're a girl?!
Cagalli Yula Attha: Whatta ya think?
Kira Yamato : No, no it just reminded me again that you are a girl.
Cagalli Yula Attha: That amounts to the same thing jackass!" (Gundam Seed)
"You have to take the path you have to take." - Hibiki Tokai (Vandread)
"Saehara: "Everyone, thanks for coming during the holiday. Now lets get to practicing!"
Student A: "Now that is just wrong."
Student B: "Please take that off."
Saehara: "What's with you guys. You don't have enough enthusiasm!" [Class reacting to the women clothing that Saehara is wearing for the play.]" (D.N. Angel)
"*points to Jet* "Don't give me that art of war crap! And you! *points to the other man* You take too long to take a sh*t"" - Spike Spiegel (Cowboy Bebop: The Movie)
" Someone once told me...that watching the birds made them want to go on a journey..." - Kino ( Kino's Journey (TV))
"Hey! Sameji, why don't we give Takkun a little preview of forbidden lesbian love?" - Haruko (FLCL)
"We humans are just made to be greedy I guess. But there are some of us who can resist the greedy temptations and desires of our hearts." - Jing (King of Bandits Jing)
"Even without clocks, the sun will still rise." - Captain (King of Bandits Jing)
"When you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." - Various Characters (Detective Conan)
"How could I forget? He's into dead girls!" - Kagome (Inuyasha)
"Unless I grip the sword, I can not protect you. While gripping the sword I can not embrace you." - Ichigo (Bleach)
""When it melts, what does snow become?"
"It becomes ... spring!"" (Fruits Basket)
"High School Girls!" - Kimura-sensei, on what made him become a teacher (Azumanga Daioh)
"Sometimes I see dirt, and I try to follow it with my eyes." - Osaka (Azumanga Daioh)
"42... 30... 31! Our marks add up to 103! We win!" - The Bonkuras (Osaka, Kagura, Tomo), upon seeing Chiyo getting 100 (full marks) in a test (Azumanga Daioh)
"Growls at painting, clutching it tightly* "Damn you! Let me inside of you!! LET ME INSIDE OF YOU!" - Dark (D.N. Angel)
"Ooh, Dark, that sounds so dirty! Talking to a woman that way! Unless...you're talking to me!! I don't mind at all!! Please, have your way with me! Come on, I'm ready and waiting!" - Toto (D.N. Angel)
"No matter where you are...
Everyone is always connected." - Lain (Serial Experiments Lain)
"There are three things I cannot tolerate: cowardice, bad haircuts, and military insurrection, and it is very unfortunate that our friend Vegeta possesses all three of these." - Freeza (Dragon Ball Z)
"Goku! I'd rather die than fuse with you!"
"But Vegeta, we're already dead!"
" - Goku and Vegeta (Dragon Ball Z)
" I think you managed to singe some of my leg hairs!" - Radditz (Dragon Ball Z)
"I came to laugh at you!" - Chars Aznabal (Gundam)